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  1. jay says:

    Is Toblerone still Mary Jo’s favorite swarthy ultrabrite-smiled guy? Mary Jo does not seem like a fly-by-night enfatuator to me.

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  2. This is the national movie of Rio Rancho, New Mexico. Rio Rancho is a planned suburb of Albuquerque that was first advertised in the 1970s to residents of NYC as a place to get away from the big city to the lovely desert Southwest. The encouragement to “Leave the Bronx” must have worked, as Rio Rancho is now the third most populous city in New Mexico, after Albuquerque and Las Cruces. Sorry, though, the only Toblerone you will find in Rio Rancho is the candy bar.

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  3. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    Has anyone yet riffed the film to which this was a sequel?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990:_The_Bronx_Warriors

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  4. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    AlbuquerqueTurkey:
    This is the national movie of Rio Rancho, New Mexico.Rio Rancho is a planned suburb of Albuquerque that was first advertised in the 1970s to residents of NYC as a place to get away from the big city to the lovely desert Southwest.The encouragement to “Leave the Bronx” must have worked, as Rio Rancho is now the third most populous city in New Mexico, after Albuquerque and Las Cruces.Sorry, though, the only Toblerone you will find in Rio Rancho is the candy bar.

    “Break off pieces of me and enjoy me all day long!”

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  5. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    Hm, once he got a few years on him, seems the Strike Jr. actor made a bit of a name for himself.

    https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0696531/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t8

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  6. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    Per the IMDB: “The full death toll in the uncut version is 174. There are 110 killed in shootings, 40 in explosions, 9 by flamethrowers, 1 by stabbing, 1 off-screen kill, 4 unknowns, 6 electrocutions, 2 bashed in the face with a helmet and 1 face turned to red mush after being hit with a shotgun butt.”

    It’s at least possible to survive a few of those scenarios, but why bother with guesswork. Anyway, looks like someone had a lot of spare time. As though I’m at all one to talk. ;-)

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089104/trivia?ref_=ttpl_ql_trv_1

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  7. Lawgiver says:

    touches no one’s life, then leaves:
    Per the IMDB: “The full death toll in the uncut version is 174. There are 110 killed in shootings, 40 in explosions, 9 by flamethrowers, 1 by stabbing, 1 off-screen kill, 4 unknowns, 6 electrocutions, 2 bashed in the face with a helmet and 1 face turned to red mush after being hit with a shotgun butt.”

    It’s at least possible to survive a few of those scenarios, but why bother with guesswork. Anyway, looks like someone had a lot of spare time. As though I’m at all one to talk. ;-)

    This is hilarious!

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