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This one should be titled “Be Respectful to Your Superior Officers, Get a Free Brunette!” I really can’t see any other purpose for its existence. But I am looking forward to the next two in the series, “How to Have a Blonde in Every Port” and “Don’t Salute Venereal Disease Without Your Commander’s Permission.”
Is there a “How To Succeed With Redheads”? I’m asking for a friend…
I’m assuming that the #1 rule of How to Succeed with Brunettes is “Don’t stare at blondes.”