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MSTery Dates

Convention appearances, live shows, Cinematic Titanic releases, RiffTrax releases, Shout! Factory releases… Wouldn’t you like to see a handy calendar containing the dates they’ll all be taking place? Sure, we all do!

(Re-)Introducing our Calendar of MSTievents page, now fulfilling all your MSTievents calendar needs. Or if you just want a quick glance at what’s coming up in the current month, take a look at our “Event Sign!” thingie on the right side of this page. Go ahead, pick a date. Will it be a dream? OOOH! Or a dud? AWWW…

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  1. The Bolem says:

    Sounds more convenient than having to scroll all over the site, especially since there are relatively few events that I take interest in.
    Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that so many MSTerious events are occuring these days, but the only ones I really jump at will be the Shout Factory releases, as the Rhino days taught me to get ’em before the rights issues crop up. I still only have a VHS of Beginning of the End.

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  2. GizmonicTemp says:

    Ooooooo, me likey!

    “MSTery Dates”? Hahahahaha!!! Awesome!

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  3. magicvoice says:

    AWESOME!

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  4. Big Stupid says:

    My favorite thing about Joel’s old Mystery Date routine was the way he did the line “Will he be a dream, hmmmm? Or a dud, hmmmm?” With only the tiniest bit of difference between the hmmmms, instead of the ooohs and aaahs of the commercial. It was a very small thing, but I laughed my head off every time he did it.

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  5. H says:

    There are no duds in MSTiedom.

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  6. MST3Kelly says:

    I agree- even Poindexter is a stone cold stud. [and no doubt MUCH more fun than the muscly square-chinned jocks behind the other doors.]

    all I can say to Sampo and Erhardt is: you spoil us. it seems like this smorgasbord of deliciousness you serve up to us just keeps getting better and better. I say: huzzah! hi-keeba! go ahead on! and thanks to all of you at Satellite News for your hard work on an excellent website that I visit every day. your care for MST3K, and for us, really shows.
    thanks.

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  7. radioman970 says:

    Huuuummmm…(slightly higher octave)huuummm…..

    :D I love that Mystery Date thing Joel did.

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  8. Yipe Striper says:

    big thanks to whoever put this together…

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