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Weekend Discussion Thread: The Taxonomy of Riffs

In last week’s episode guide discussion thread, “Miqel” had some thought-provoking obervations:

The Taxonomy of Riffs: Listing of Types of Riffs
• Title & Credit Riffs – mostly puns, name juxtapositions/combinations or pronunciation jokes
• References – literary, cultural, film, religious, historical, musical, political
• Ironic Humor – “it’s the music that makes this scene come to life” – in a scene that is starkly silent
• Observational Humor – non-joke factual references to things about the film, example, “this film has certain flaws”
• Advertising Related – product related jokes, sketches or jingles
• Music Riffs –
– song lyrics, “Hey Joe” – “Where ya goin’ with that gun in your hand”
– hummed or sung melodies – examlpe, humming batman Tv show theme, refueling music from skydivers
– Musician riffs – examlpe: singing REM songs when character onscreen resembles Michael Stipe
• Jokes
– Ironically lame or old jokes “take my wife, please”
– “inside” jokes relating to regional or cultural beliefs
• Puns
• Line Finishing – example; ‘I’m not a medium’ – – “I’m a petite”
• Drug, Hippie & 60’s – allusions, sight gags, puns & Jokes
• Alcohol & Drunk jokes
• Oblique Sexual References – including crossdressing, GLBT and gender jokes
• Crass Humor – jokes that are sorta cruel and mean
• Juvenile Humor – timeless fart, pee and poop jokes
• Playground Humor – really simple childrens jokes
• Micro-Specialized Humor – such as JFK riffs only meaningful to well read assasination conspiracy researchers
• Synonyms and Homonyms – Fun with language riffs.
• Ruthless put-downs
• Repeating Riffs
– Callback lines taken from riffed films,
– Callback jokes or lines taken from previous episodes
– Callback lines taken from non-riffed popular films or culture
• Non-Film Related Non-Riffs
– when they discuss stuff amongst themselves while in the theater,
– Also times where they ‘loose it’ and go crazy, try to escape or bawl during ruthlessly bad films

Would you make any changes? Did he leave any out?

Here’s my contribution, though I can’t claim credit for thinking it up. A good buddy of mine once described what he called the three levels of reference riffs.
• Level one is a straight reference that fully explains itself. Example: A latina is singing on screen and somebody riffs “It’s Gloria Estefan!” The lady looks like a popular culture figure, and you’ve observed that. Mildly funny (a.k.a. the “state park joke”).
• Level two makes a reference without explaining what the reference is to. Example, in the same scene: “Where’s the Miami Sound Machine?” The lady looks like a popular culture figure and you’ve observed that indirectly. Moderately funny.
• Level three, the level that makes MST3K great and separates it from what most other riffers do, takes the reference one level further by adding a witty twist: Example (from episode 204- Catalina Caper, in which the latina singer saves the mood of the party): “Hey, it’s Gloria Estefan and the Catalina Deus Ex Sound Machina!” That’s (at least) three jokes in 11 words, people.

New RiffTrax Short, Plus New DVDs Offered

Download it here. Free sample here.

In addition: RiffTrax has announced availability of five more DVDs: The “three-riffer” versions of “House on Haunted Hill,” “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” “Missile to the Moon,” “Carnival of Souls” and “Swing Parade” join the previously-released RiffTrax DVDs of “Night of the Living Dead,” “Little Shop of Horrors,” “Reefer Madness” and “The Best of RiffTrax Shorts Volume One.” All these DVDs include both the movie and the RiffTrax track; no synching necessary. They are now priced at 9.95 each.
Each feature DVD includes the black and white version of the movie, which you can watch either riffed or unriffed. Each DVD also includes a different song by the RiffTones.
Also, buy any five of the DVDs at once and your RiffTrax account will automatically receive a $10 credit good towards your next purchase. Or buy any three DVDs at once and your RiffTrax account will automatically receive a $5 credit good towards your next purchase. These credits are available for a limited time. More information here.

Now Available from RiffTrax…

Download it here. Free sample here.

20th Anniversary Set Going Down Under

Shout! Factory has sublicensed the MST3K 20th Anniversary Box Set to Beyond Home Entertainment, who has retitled it as “Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – Vol. 1” for release in Australia and New Zealand. It’s due out on June 10th, but you can pre-order it now.

Note: This is NOT the same as the Vol. 1 set released by Rhino Home Video.

Thanks to David Hill in New Zealand for the head’s up!

Weekend Discussion Thread: Worst Ensemble Cast

Alert reader Trevor returns with another good suggestion:

Worst Ensemble Cast.
This one goes to Squirm. Everyone in this movie is so hideous to watch. From the creepy sheriff to the beanpole sister, yikes. And not one of them shows any acting skill.

Hmm. LOTS of good choices here, but I am going to go with one many of you may not have seen. It’s the cast in the movie in episode 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES. Everybody in this movie is either hopelessly over the top or completely terrible. All the newspaper characters think they’re in a community theater production of “The Front Page” and poor Bela doesn’t quite know if he’s Dracula, or what.

What movie would you pick?