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Weekend Discussion Thread: Your Desert Island Episode

So, you’re off to a desert island. It’s not some Tom-Hanks-hollering-at-a-coconut-head situation here. You’ll have a DVD player and electricity. But out of your complete collection of every MST3K episode (let’s assume you have one), you can only bring one.

What would it be? It would not only have to be a great episode but it would have to be one that would be good on repeat viewings.

Mine may surprise you: It’s episode 610- THE VIOLENT YEARS
(with short: “YOUNG MAN’S FANCY”)

To me, it just has everything an MST3K episode should have. Every single host segment is great (though the “Star is Born” thing Tom does is probably the least funny), the short is weird, the movie was written by Ed Wood and features the classic “lady violating the poor defenseless guy” scene, and the riffing is top-notch throughout. They are just firing on all cylinders.

That’s mine. What’s yours?

This topic is certain to demonstrate the truth of what has come to be known as “Sampo’s Theorem” which states: “For every MSTie who believes a given episode is the worst thing they ever did, there is another who believes it is their finest hour.”

Oh, and I will allow honorable mentions, but only one. Mine would be episode 416- FIRE MAIDENS OF OUTER SPACE.

New Rifftrax Short

In what is starting to become a pattern, Friday night has brought with it a new Rifftrax short, this time a double feature: “Why Doesn’t Cathy Eat Breakfast/Petaluma Chicken.”

Here’s a sample.

cathy-petaluma
This one is a Divx file. You buy it, Rifftrax then emails you a link that will allow you to download a small “.tix” file. Once you have downloaded it, open it with your Divx Player to download the actual file, which you can then watch on your computer using your Divx Player or burn to a CD which you can then play on a Divx-enabled media player.

“Gila Monster” Single-Disk Details UPDATED – AGAIN!

coverRhino tells us the single-disk version of episode 402- THE GIANT GILA MONSTER will be available only at rhino.com for a price of–get this: $7.98 (cheap!). Our source also tells us it will only be available for a limited time (essentially until the limited pressing runs out–although we were also told that if sales are really strong initially, they may do a second pressing).

UPDATE 1: We can now confirm this report, which says that Dr. Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) and TV’s Frank (Frank Conniff) are also in the “Message from Joel” and that Tom Servo and Crow also have speaking roles.
And for those who did want a true replacement for the previous disk, we’re told the “Photo Gallery” (featuring a collection of historic Best Brains still photos)–which was included on the old Godzilla vs. Megalon disk, is also included on this one.

UPDATE 2: Ahead of schedule, the disk is now available for preorder!
Thanks to alert reader Mike M. for the tip!

UPDATE 3: We’re now being told that the disks will not actually ship until Feb. 11. “Since this is a limited edition special run we need extra time to get the product ready,” our source said.

UPDATE 4: As several of our readers have discovered, the release of the disk has been delayed for at least 2-4 weeks. As soon as we can get some kind of definite date we’ll post it here.

UPDATE 5: Our source at Rhino now foresees a ship date of Feb. 25. Stay tuned…

UPDATE 6: Many, many readers have written in and posted on the Comments section here that they’ve finally received shipment confirmations from Rhino. Hurray! If you haven’t received yours yet, keep an eye on your inbox!

Jeff Healey, RIP

It’s only tangentially MST-related, but several people have written to inform us that Jeff Healey, the blind blues-rock singer/guitar player who had a prominent role in “Road House” as a blind blues-rock singer/guitar player, passed away last Sunday. He was 41.

Our condolences go out to his family, friends and fans. Our condolences also go out to anyone who has ever seen “Road House.”