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Episode guide: 703- Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

Movie: (1988) In medieval times, a smirky hero goes on quest for some magical stones and battles an evil sorcerer.

First shown: 2/17/96 Opening: Crow has new hair–and calf and hinder implants Intro: Pearl is sick, and M&tB’s fast food restaurant just makes things worse for Dr. F Host segment 1: The […]

Episode guide: 702- The Brute Man (with short: ‘The Chicken of Tomorrow’)

Short: (1948) The many aspects of the modern chicken farming industry are shown. Movie: (1946) A disfigured man takes revenge on the college pals he believes caused his condition.

First shown: 2/10/96 Opening: Tom is getting into real estate Intro: Pearl is going out and puts Crow in charge Host segment […]

Episode guide: 701 and 701T- Night of the Blood Beast (with short: ‘Once Upon a Honeymoon’)

Short: (1956) While her songwriter husband struggles with a difficult tune, a newlywed dreams of redecorating her house with phones. Movie: (1958) After his rocket crashes, an astronaut discovers he is carrying alien embryos.

Turkey Day bumpers 1: Dr. F. is at it again, planning to rule the world using his […]

Episode guide: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Movie: An atomic scientist is invited to collaborate on a mysterious project that has interplanetary consequences.

First shown: 4/19/96 Intro: Dr. F. explains the premise Opening: Mike’s begins his day, but what’s that rhythmic pounding? Host segment 1: After the film breaks, Crow and Tom goad Mike into piloting the […]

Episode guide: 624- Samson vs. The Vampire Women

Movie: (1961) Masked wrestler El Santo battles vampire women who believe a young woman destined to become their queen.

First shown: 3/25/95 Opening: A moment of silence Intro: Frank enjoys some Chinese food, Dr. F not so much; on the SOL the food is confounding Host segment 1: While playing Stratego, […]

Episode guide: 623- The Amazing Transparent Man (with short: ‘The Days of Our Years’)

Short: (1955) A minister urges railroad workers to stop selfishly getting injured on the job. Movie: (1959) A mad scientist makes an escaped convict invisible so he can steal radioactive material, but he would rather rob banks instead.

First shown: 3/18/95 Opening: Crow is Tom’s science project Intro: At Auntie […]

Episode guide: 622- Angels Revenge

Movie: (1979) Seven beauties form a paramilitary vigilante squad to shut down a gang that is selling drugs to teens.

First shown: 3/11/95 Opening: Crow remembers that he has amnesia Intro: Desperate for ratings, Dr. F. turns M&tB into the cast of “Renegade” Host segment 1: Crow latest screenplay is a “black-sploitation” […]

Episode guide: 621- The Beast of Yucca Flats (with shorts: ‘Money Talks!’ & ‘Progress Island U.S.A.’)

Short: (1951) The ghost of Ben Franklin visits a spendthrift teenager. Short: (1973) An upbeat travelogue tries to lure investors to Puerto Rico. Movie: (1961) After being exposed to atomic radiation, a defecting Russian scientist becomes a murderous monster.

First shown: 1/21/95 Opening: Mike is wallpapering the SOL, Crow and Tom […]

Episode guide: 620- Danger!! Death Ray

Movie: (1967) A suave secret agent is on the case after a Europey evil organization makes off with a death ray and its inventor.

First shown: 1/7/95 Opening: Crow has contact lenses, Tom has sneakers on Intro: Frank is a talent agent Host segment 1: Servo builds a death ray for peaceful […]

Episode guide: 619- Red Zone Cuba (with short: ‘Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance’)

Short: (1949) Helpful advice to make you a better public speaker. Movie: (1966) An escaped convict and his two pals take part in the Bay of Pigs invasion, then return home with a plan to get rich.

First shown: 12/17/94 Opening: Tom pumps out tonight’s lotto numbers Intro: Frank owes […]