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Episode guide: 1313- THE CHRISTMAS DRAGON

Movie: (2014) A group orphans go on a quest to find Christmas.

Host: Emily, Joel, Jonah.

Cold opening: The rhyming plotters are ready to go. After the open: Kinga, Max and Dr. Kabahl present the triple ripple holiday spectacular/extravaganza.

Invention exchange: Jonah has a B52s wig for Tom. Joel has a perpetual […]

Episode guide: 1312- THE BUBBLE

Movie: The Bubble (1966). A couple lands in a strange town where the inhabitants are catatonic.

Host: Joel.

Opening: Crow & Tom are trying sell Joel on the concept of “Star Trek”-themed breakfast foods.

Invention exchange: The Mads have Lens-B-Safe, which prevent scratches on your glasses. J&tB have the pop duster, […]

Episode guide: 1311- THE MASK 3D

Movie: (1961) An ancient tribal mask has strange powers.

Host: Jonah.

Opening: J&tB are trading scary Halloween stories.

Invention exchange: J&tB demonstrate their Multi Mask. The Mads then show off their Meji Boards, customized ouiji boards.

Segment 1: J&tB and The Mads have donned Halloween costumes, everybody except Jonah, that is.

Segment […]

Episode guide: 1310- H. G. WELLS’ THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME

Movie: (1979) A madman takes control of a spaceship and tries to destroy a moon colony.

Host: Emily.

Opening: In the cold open, M. Waverly and Growler are reconsidering being boneheads. Meanwhile, Emily is being punked by the bots … again.

After the show open: Home-assembled furniture is causing some strife between […]

Episode guide: 1309- THE MILLION EYES OF SUMURU

Movie: (1967) A pair of CIA agents try to stop a supervillainess’ plans to take over the world.

Host: Jonah.

Opening: In the cold open: A grumpy Dr. Kabalah is brainstorming market penetration ideas.

After the show open: The bots have just discovered the Jonah is tall.

Invention exchange: The Mads have […]