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Episode guide: 624- Samson vs. The Vampire Women

Movie: (1961) Masked wrestler El Santo battles vampire women who believe a young woman destined to become their queen.

First shown: 3/25/95 Opening: A moment of silence Intro: Frank enjoys some Chinese food, Dr. F not so much; on the SOL the food is confounding Host segment 1: While playing Stratego, […]

Episode guide: 623- The Amazing Transparent Man (with short: ‘The Days of Our Years’)

Short: (1955) A minister urges railroad workers to stop selfishly getting injured on the job. Movie: (1959) A mad scientist makes an escaped convict invisible so he can steal radioactive material, but he would rather rob banks instead.

First shown: 3/18/95 Opening: Crow is Tom’s science project Intro: At Auntie […]

Episode guide: 622- Angels Revenge

Movie: (1979) Seven beauties form a paramilitary vigilante squad to shut down a gang that is selling drugs to teens.

First shown: 3/11/95 Opening: Crow remembers that he has amnesia Intro: Desperate for ratings, Dr. F. turns M&tB into the cast of “Renegade” Host segment 1: Crow latest screenplay is a “black-sploitation” […]

Episode guide: 621- The Beast of Yucca Flats (with shorts: ‘Money Talks!’ & ‘Progress Island U.S.A.’)

Short: (1951) The ghost of Ben Franklin visits a spendthrift teenager. Short: (1973) An upbeat travelogue tries to lure investors to Puerto Rico. Movie: (1961) After being exposed to atomic radiation, a defecting Russian scientist becomes a murderous monster.

First shown: 1/21/95 Opening: Mike is wallpapering the SOL, Crow and Tom […]

Episode guide: 620- Danger!! Death Ray

Movie: (1967) A suave secret agent is on the case after a Europey evil organization makes off with a death ray and its inventor.

First shown: 1/7/95 Opening: Crow has contact lenses, Tom has sneakers on Intro: Frank is a talent agent Host segment 1: Servo builds a death ray for peaceful […]

Episode guide: 619- Red Zone Cuba (with short: ‘Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance’)

Short: (1949) Helpful advice to make you a better public speaker. Movie: (1966) An escaped convict and his two pals take part in the Bay of Pigs invasion, then return home with a plan to get rich.

First shown: 12/17/94 Opening: Tom pumps out tonight’s lotto numbers Intro: Frank owes […]

Episode guide: 618- High School Big Shot (with short: ‘Out of this World’)

Short: (1954) Industrial film aimed at keeping bread truck drivers on the straight and narrow. Movie: (1959) A high school dweeb agrees to take part in a heist to win the favor of a hot but dumb classmate.

First shown: 12/10/94 Opening: Mike has a headache, and the bots are no […]

Episode guide: 617- The Sword and the Dragon

Movie: (1956) A Russian hero leads the fight against invading Mongols.

First shown: 12/3/94 Opening: Tom leads Mike and Crow in a game Dungeons & Dragons Intro: The Mads get a visit from their new neighbors in Deep 12, and ask M&TB to entertain; they soon regret it Host segment 1: “A […]

Episode guide: 616- Racket Girls (with short: ‘Are You Ready for Marriage?’)

Short: (1950) A pair of high schoolers are planning marriage, until a friendly counselor talks them down. Movie: (1951) A gym owner who manages lady rasslers uses his place as a front for illegal gambling.

First shown: 11/26/94 Opening: Lisa Loeb visits on the Hexfield Intro: As M&tB try to discourage […]

Episode guide: 521- Santa Claus

Movie: (1959) Pitch the devil attempts to hinder Santa on Christmas Eve.

First shown: 12/24/93 Opening: A caroling attempt ends in disaster Intro: Inappropriate gifts are exchanged Host segment 1: On the SOL, the rock band Santa Klaws performs Host segment 2: The bots arrange a Nelson family reunion Host segment 3: […]