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Episode guide: K01- Invaders from the Deep

First shown: 11/24/88 Movie: (episodes originally aired 1967; compilation released 1981) A submarine pilot and his cohorts battle an evil aquatic civilization. Opening: Joel introduces the movie briefly and then it’s movie sign Host segment 1: Joel shows off his airbag helmet Host segment 2: Joel shows off his vacuum-flowers and discovers […]

Weekend Discussion Thread–Episode Guide, First Draft: 1101- Reptilicus

Opening: Space trucker and rebellious Renaissance man Jonah Heston is returning to Gizmonic Institute with a load of meteors, when he receives a phony distress call from Moon Base 13 on the dark side of the moon. Jettisoning his load, he lands and is immediately captured and brought to the  underground […]

Episode Guide Special: Short- Assignment: Venezuela

Short: (1956) An American oil executive struggles to assimilate after he is transferred to South America.

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• You can watch this one here. • The short was originally intended to be one of two that were to be included on a planned MST3K CD-ROM […]

Episode guide: 706- Laserblast

Movie: (1977) A troubled teen finds an alien’s weapon and takes revenge on those who taunted him.

First shown: 5/18/96 Opening: With Mike tied up, Crow and Tom present the “Thunderdome” joke Intro: Dr. F.’s funding has been cut, so he cuts the SOL loose! But Tom gets the thrusters working Host […]

Episode guide: 705- Escape 2000

Movie: (1981) A band of outlaws fights an evil corporation overseeing a forced evacuation of the Bronx.

First shown: 3/2/96 Opening: Crow’s charity auction Intro: Crow starts a fire on the SOL, Dr. F. puts his mother in a “home” Host segment 1: Mike helps Crow try bio-feedback, but a fire starts […]

Episode guide: 704- The Incredible Melting Man

Movie: (1977) Upon his return to Earth, an astronaut develops melting skin and murderous tendencies, and the authorities try to hush it all up.

First shown: 2/24/96 Opening: M&tB are playing a little hardball Intro: Crow’s “Earth vs. Soup” screenplay is being made into a movie, with Dr. F. and Pearl in […]

Episode guide: 703- Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

Movie: (1988) In medieval times, a smirky hero goes on quest for some magical stones and battles an evil sorcerer.

First shown: 2/17/96 Opening: Crow has new hair–and calf and hinder implants Intro: Pearl is sick, and M&tB’s fast food restaurant just makes things worse for Dr. F Host segment 1: The […]

Episode guide: 702- The Brute Man (with short: ‘The Chicken of Tomorrow’)

Short: (1948) The many aspects of the modern chicken farming industry are shown. Movie: (1946) A disfigured man takes revenge on the college pals he believes caused his condition.

First shown: 2/10/96 Opening: Tom is getting into real estate Intro: Pearl is going out and puts Crow in charge Host segment […]

Episode guide: 701 and 701T- Night of the Blood Beast (with short: ‘Once Upon a Honeymoon’)

Short: (1956) While her songwriter husband struggles with a difficult tune, a newlywed dreams of redecorating her house with phones. Movie: (1958) After his rocket crashes, an astronaut discovers he is carrying alien embryos.

Turkey Day bumpers 1: Dr. F. is at it again, planning to rule the world using his […]

Episode guide: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Movie: An atomic scientist is invited to collaborate on a mysterious project that has interplanetary consequences.

First shown: 4/19/96 Intro: Dr. F. explains the premise Opening: Mike’s begins his day, but what’s that rhythmic pounding? Host segment 1: After the film breaks, Crow and Tom goad Mike into piloting the […]