If you were writing a single’s ad for yourself and wanted to attract another MST3K fan, what would you say? I remember in some older thread that one guy said he once literally wrote an ad using the “Creepy Girl” song lyrics…. and, predictably, got no replies.
I’m not single nor have any wish to be, but this is what I’d say: “SF seeks SM MST3K fan for leisurely episode-watching and Rowsdower-style drinking. Must love Joel and Mike equally. No smoking unless you are channeling Vicki from ‘The Deadly Bees.’ Don’t have to be handsome but don’t be the dog’s meat — have you seen it? — either.”
Have at it!
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I haven’t been able to figure out how to send an email suggestion, so
here’s one on this thread.
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Here’s a possible weekend topic, if not done before.
Suggest a possible movie mst3000 family, drawn from various experiments, could
include scenarios.
One example, Mitchell and Kathy Ireland wed, then take off in Megaweapon to
rescue their adopted children (Kenny-any of them-and Mikey) who are being
held for ransom by Donald Pleasance until they return his bike. Btw, Mitchell is
driven to drink (more) once Kathy begins speaking. She wisely refrained until after
they tied the knot after Mitchell couldn’t afford paying for hookers on his own.
What Kathy was thinking/drinking at the time is another matter.
Wanted: burglar. Cheap, crabby idiot needed immediately. Youth a plus, as is ability to teleport. Please inquire within oddly-themed go-go bar.
Ok, not really a personal ad.
SWM seeks buxom athletic type. Please love jogging, wrestling, shortness and funny accents. I like to stare at breasts, and maybe I can stare at yours!
I’m a grimalt warrior! Once my dad King Scooby Doo retires I’ll be King of the world (ma)! I’m seeking a young athletic slave girl for long discussions of art and literature and degrading non-consensual interpersonal relations. I like arm wrestling, boar hunts, elaborate funerals, and setting helpless people on fire. I dislike overbearing parents, victims that fight back, and divine intervention by unfriendly Gods. Inquire at MSTdating# Imaprince437
I’m a former astronaut, but i got to close to the Rings of Saturn. I am a great listener. In fact, take my ear with you and i’ll listen all day long- no interruptions. Give me some notice and i’ll be sure and pick up some crackers.
Interested parties inquire at MeltsInYourMouth@match.com
SSBFTS in search of college coeds (any and all) for heavy petting, zombie-stomping and general fun on the beach. Must look Polish and like pickles as much as I do. Town-strippers (and nude drivers) welcome. No sodium (or cheese dip), please.
Amateur ninja seeks mobile young lady that’s capable of hanging around for more than one episo- I mean more than half of the movie. I’ve got a van, and a hamster, and I get thrown out of windows a lot, and I kissed Demi Moore once. I’m a mush mouthed weenie now but one day I’ll be producing Boardwalk Empire, so take that you stupid robots. Inquire at MSTdating# Ninjafortenminutes452
Ninja assassin seeks man I’m trying to kill. You know who you are. Let’s get this over with and I can go back to Japan. Contact MSTdating# Killyou467
SF seeks SM who knows what to do on a date.
Turn Offs: movies that I’ve already seen
Turn Ons: weenies
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