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Episode guide: 1306- DEMON SQUAD

Movie: (2019) A paranormal investigator finds himself in the middle of a battle for possession of a magical talisman.

Host: Joel.

Opening: In the cold open, Kinga and Synthia are waiting for Dr. Erhardt to return with a host. When he arrives, the host is … Joel! And a somewhat older one at that. But Erhardt didn’t bring Joel’s bots, so Kinga grabs Emily’s bots.

Invention exchange: The Mads have electric lassos, but Joel explains their long history. Joel has given Tom a mood globe.

Segment 1: J&tB present “Fears,” a demon sitcom, but the bots have second thoughts.

Segment 2: Joel gives Tom Servo his original voice back. After intermission, Pearl introduces herself but Joel has no memories of Dr. F ever mentioning her.

Segment 3: J&tB DemonProv, a  demon improv show. The Mads are impressed.

Close: The bots want to visit Emily’s again and Synthia and Pearl approve. The Mads have caught the improv bug.

Stinger: Nick makes his move.

Thoughts:
• This episode premiered on June 24, 2022.
• Joel has brought along with him a digital version of the episodes 101-512 door sequence.
• Fans of Cinematic Titanic know what a gift it is whenever J. Elvis riffs, and this ep demonstrated that again.
• Tom still has his J. Elvis voice in the theater, the first time since season 1.
• Long-time readers of this guide may be aware that I have exactly one criterion for whether I like an episode: am I laughing? In this case, oh my, I was laughing quite a bit. Some very funny stuff in this one.
• This week’s LOTR ref: “That’s a wrap on Sauron.”
Callbacks: “Pretty niiice.” Somebody gets called a “dickweed.” “Lentils.”
Fave riff: “Party invites. And cryptocurrancy. Okay, two things.”
Honorable mention: “To be fair, he does have resting punch face.” “Pete Davidson out.” “All the same room.” “Pregnant pause…” “My one weakness: a firm but gentle push.” “Right in the mysogyny.” “I”m gonna need a larger hangar from which to suspend my disbelief.”

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Episode guide: 1305- DR. MORDRID

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Movie (1992): “I had the strangest dream. I was going to play Dr. Strange but then we lost the rights to the characters and we just made the movie anyway.”

Host: Emily.

Opening: E&tB are desperately seeking Roller Derby names that have not been taken. In Moon 1, the Mads are again visited by Dr. Kabahl, who wants to send the Mads on a time travel mission.

Invention exchange: The Mads are enjoying the wonders of soda water. E&tB invent the Gilbert and Celliphone (and Tom sings its theme song). The Mads have the palm-greaser, perfect for delivering bribes.

Segment 1: Tom’s serious lecture morphs into a (bad) comedy routine.

Segment 2: Emily is a guardian of reality but her landlord duties intervene. After intermission, the bots discover her secret orb is a bowling ball.

Segment 3: The bots “shimmy hypnotize” each other.

Close: The bots call a meeting of super hero league The Arrangers.” The Mads welcome Dr. Laurence Erhardt and ask him to use the Time Bag and bring back an MST3K host.

Thoughts:

• I think the fatal flaw in this episode is that the movie is too good. It’s no classic, of course, but it had a coherent plot I could actually follow, likeable characters (for a change), and actors who actually seemed to realize they were making a movie. They didn’t always succeed, but you can see them trying, which is more than you can say for, say, “Munchie.” Some very funny riffs, but they could have been a bit more plentiful. All in all, I got caught up.

As for the host segments. it’s interesting that they mostly were direct parodies of scenes from the movie. Maybe they got caught up too.

• Nice to see J. Elvis Weinstein with a nifty cameo.

• This episode debuted on June 10, 2022.

• Nice Christmas movie discussion.

• This week’s LOTR ref: “One does not simply walk into Mordrid’s.”

• Stinger: Kabal’s minion goes nutzoid.

Fave riff: “I don’t work with spiders.”

Honorable mentions: “For God so loved the world thiiiiiiiis much.” “Raymond, don’t! Everybody loves you!” “…Raven.” “…like Ovaltine and circus peanuts.” “They MIGHT be giants.”