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ShoutFactory Newsletter Goof

A few folks have written in to tell us that they’ve received the monthly ShoutFactory email newsletter, and that it mentions a panel at Comic-Con. As we’ve already mentioned, the Rifftrax guys will be at Comic-Con, and an announcement regarding the first ShoutFactory release is going to take place at Comic-Con, so some sort of panel seems likely. However, ShoutFactory officials have told us the info in the newsletter item is NOT accurate and to stay tuned for an official announcement coming soon, once the ComicCon people iron everything out.
That’s all we have so far, but stay tuned…

Weekend Discussion Thread: Favorite Songs

Okay, I have been struggling with this all morning, and finally, painfully, managed to get it down to 15, eliminating some classics in the process.

In episode order:
CREEPY GIRL. Episode 204- Catalina Caper — For me, this is the song that really started it all. Sure, there were songs before this, but this one established the combination of Mike’s composing skils and Kevin’s lovely Irish tenor.

IF CHAUFFEURS RULED THE WORLD. Episode 206- Ring of Terror. — As a singer, Frank is a great comedian but he gives this one plenty of heart before Dr. F drops some scenery on him.

GODZILLA’S GENEALOGY BOP. Episode 213- Godzilla vs. Sea Monster. — Another one of those goofy/nerdy outings that mostly works because Joel, Trace and Kevin sell it.

SLOW THE PLOT DOWN. Episode: 314- Mighty Jack. — Maybe the best plot shanty ever.

PATRICK SWAYZE CHRISTMAS. Episode 321- Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. — Quickly becoming the standard Crow hoped it would be; brilliantly zany.

A DANGER TO OURSELF AND OTHERS. Episode 406- Attack of the Giant Leeches. — Wagnatz!

PANTS! Episode 410- Hercules Vs. The Moon Men. — One of those Joel songs were he seems a little crazed, which adds to the fun.

HIRED! Episode 423- Bride Of The Monster. — It would make no sense to anybody who had not seen the short that precedes it, but for those who have it’s an very observant parody.

TUBULAR BOOBULAR JOY. Episode 519- Outlaw. — Giddily naughty fun.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, IF THAT’S OKAY. Episode 521- Santa Claus. — A perennial favorite and a still-relevant skewering of political correctness.

ENDLESS FRANK. Episode: 523- Village Of The Giants. — Love Mike’s Paul Williams impression.

WHO WILL I KILL? Episode: 624- Sampson vs. The Vampire Women. — Trace gamely warbles a classic as Frank departs.

WHEN I HELD YOUR BRAIN IN MY ARMS. Episode: 807- Terror From The Year 5000. — Funny and nerdy at the same time. A gem.

WHEN LOVING LOVERS LOVE. Episode: 822- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. — A great example of Bill and Mary Jo’s chemistry.

I WISH I WAS BACK IN OLD CANADA. Episode: 910- The Final Sacrifice. — A sensation when this episode debuted. Why did this song strike such a nerve?

Least favorite:
CELEBRITY SIBLINGS. Episode 311- It Conquered the World. — Thin premise stretched even thinner.

What’s your list look like?

Now available from Rifftrax Presents…

House of Wax To Serve All My Days

• One is the second of two “Star Trek: New Voyages” episodes, “To Serve All My Days” riffed by Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. Download it here (where you can also see links to sites where you can download the movie. Free sample here.
(By the way, turns out Rifftrax can’t release these “Star Trek: New Voyages” riffs with the movie and the riffing on one track, like they wanted to, because the New Voyages people have a deal with Paramount…blah-blah-blah…I’ve already lost interest. Anyway, they’re regular Rifftrax now.)

• The other is “House of Wax” riffed by British writer and performer Matthew Elliott. Download it here. Free sample here. Buy the movie here.

“That was awesome…”

If Chris Farley was alive, he could probably sue, but still, this interview with the CT crew is pretty funny…

Weekend Discussion Thread: Top 15 Funniest Shorts

Well, it’s a long holiday weekend and I was occupied most of yesterday, sorry. But we still have a couple of days to hash this out.

This one is going to be a tough one: Top 15 funniest shorts. The criterion here is the funnyness of the riffing. I tried to get a list down to 10 and just couldn’t do it, so it’s 15.

In order of apperance:
• SPEECH: USING YOUR VOICE — oh and you need a wire rack.
• CATCHING TROUBLE — Ross is no stranger to raping the land.
• MR. B NATURAL — Mom, Dad, please tell me you heard that!
• JUNIOR RODEO DAREDEVILS — And the crowd goes wild.
• JOHNNY AT THE FAIR — The drugs from the Chemical Wonderland start to kick in…
• CIRCUS ON ICE — Vomit sprays out in a beautiful technicolor dream…
• HERE COMES THE CIRCUS — And he’s still eating!
• LAST CLEAR CHANCE — Why don’t they look?
• DESIGN FOR DREAMING — This is a rebuttal to Roger and Me!
• A DATE WITH YOUR FAMILY — The less said about this, the better…
• WHY STUDY INDUSTRIAL ARTS? — I put them in my underwear…
• A YOUNG MAN’S FANCY — Alexander Phipps??!!
• SPEECH: PLATFORM POSTURE AND APPEARANCE — I will not do the knee test!
• A CASE OF SPRING FEVER — Oh and no redemption, either!
• ASSIGNMENT: VENEZUELA — I played it over in my mind–Narrow-wide, narrow-wide…