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Pre-Season Nine Chat with Paul, Kevin, Mike and Mary Jo
March 12, 1998
*** Mode change "+m" on #auditorium by Moderator
Moderator: Ok, we're now moderated.
Moderator: You can send your questions to me.
Moderator: Kevin, welcome!
*** Mode change "+v MikeNelson" on #auditorium by Bouncer
*** Mode change "+v KevinMurphy" on #auditorium by Bouncer
KevinMurphy tucks in his shirt
*** Mode change "+v PaulChaplin" on #auditorium by Bouncer
MikeNelson clears his throat.
KevinMurphy slicks back his hair with spittle
Moderator: So, Mike, Kevin, Paul...what have you been doing on your trip to New York?
MikeNelson hits kevin murphy with a 5 iron
KevinMurphy: I got caught between the moon and here.
MikeNelson roars at his personal assistant.
PaulChaplin: shopping shopping and dancing
*** Mode change "+v MaryJoPehl" on #auditorium by Bouncer
KevinMurphy produces air burps
Moderator: <jobhob> to <Moderator>: Mike, Kevin... did you guys get enough sleep after appearing
early morning on world news now or are you just bubbling in on caffeine?
MikeNelson wondering what the hell is the deal with Paul "Dancer Boy" Chaplin.
KevinMurphy: we are shooting purest crank, my friend
PaulChaplin: the same deal as ever
MikeNelson: Trendy Redrum Heroin is what i'm a-runnin' on.
PaulChaplin: i wish they were lying
MikeNelson injecting it under his tongue.
Moderator: <Delfin300> to <Moderator>: If you had a chance, would you MSTie 'Titanic'?
MikeNelson injecting it between his toes.
KevinMurphy: Are you kidding? YUM!!!
PaulChaplin: you mean the actual tragedy?
KevinMurphy: With special attention on Crazy Guggenheim
MikeNelson still waiting for Leonardo DiCraprio's testicles to drop.
PaulChaplin: we can have the rights for only three and a half billion dollars
KevinMurphy smacking mike
PaulChaplin: wait - what was that sound i heard something dropping
MikeNelson crying over the sound track to Titanic.
Moderator: <LisaSimpson> to <Moderator>: Have you ever wanted to MST any classic movies, like
Metropolis, Casablanca or Citizen Kane?
PaulChaplin: i'm a teenage girl so i've seen it a lot
KevinMurphy: I wanna do Von Ryans Express, does thatcount?
PaulChaplin: i would like to do birth of a nation
KevinMurphy: ?me birthing a nation
MikeNelson: Citizen Kane had better gets its S**t together as a movie or we'll be all over it.
PaulChaplin: the longest yard
KevinMurphy birthing a nation.
PaulChaplin: rosebus was a nine-iron by the way
PaulChaplin: yes roesbus
Moderator: <MKDemon> to <Moderator>: Did you guys know they showed a MST3K clip tonight on Mtv
Live (you guys captioning Titanic, or at least a part)
MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell rosebud.
KevinMurphy: that was rose mashie
PaulChaplin: well we're dead
MaryJoPehl: Wow! Who was the VJ/ The woman who sell pimple cream? Martha Quinn?
MikeNelson: NO, although Kurt Loder and I spent the evening doing tons and tons of trendy redrum heroin.
KevinMurphy: MTV??? I love Kurt Loeder, he's hot
Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: Who decided which Observer got to live? Or was it more
of a "haha, clown white, lets stick it on the new guy" kinda deal?
KevinMurphy dribbling chili
MikeNelson giving Kevin Murphy a really weak and vinegered wine.
PaulChaplin: pimple cream? i need some good stuff
KevinMurphy: Well, we fired Paul and mike was busy, so...
PaulChaplin: i lost my brain
MikeNelson giving Kevin a gift basket mostly comprised of cheese, with some assorted sausages.
KevinMurphy spitting my wine at mike
PaulChaplin: and some heroin
MikeNelson gagging at Kevin's second hand wine.
Moderator: <Sampo> to <Moderator>: Hi, guys! We heard you were taping your Seeing Ear Theater
gig today. How did it go?
PaulChaplin: it went um okay i guess
KevinMurphy: Hi Chris, it went good. i mean well.
PaulChaplin: it ent
MikeNelson: Agggghhhhhh. Why can't Kevin put two coherent words together? Why? For the love of Bart, Why??!!
MaryJoPehl: I had to do a voice for a cow-alien-deity. That was hard to figure out what kind of voice that
PaulChaplin: although it came so easily
KevinMurphy bitch-slappping mike
MikeNelson wondering why Kevin is such a collossal idiot.
Moderator: <Katwoman24> to <Moderator>: Can you guys get on Rhino's butt to release more of
the older episodes? I am continuously cable-impaired and an dying for a fix. *lol*
MikeNelson hating kevin even more. More now. Now more. Just a little more now. There.
KevinMurphy: I try to stay clear of Rhino's butts
MaryJoPehl: No. They never talk to us. Those are all pirated videos.
PaulChaplin: oh sure you do
MikeNelson: Rhino is too busy doing the collected works of Shaun Cassidy.
KevinMurphy absorbing the hate like my own sweat
MikeNelson lining up for the collected works of Shaun Cassidy.
MikeNelson hating Kevin even more. Hurting now. Even more.
KevinMurphy dialing rhino with my amex card in hand
MikeNelson plotting to do away with Kevin.
Moderator: <psweet> to <Moderator>: Will there be a theme to season 9? When can we expect the
return of the shorts?
PaulChaplin: the theme will be the same theme as in Biran's Song
MikeNelson hatching the perfect plan to kill Kevin "lifewrecker" Murhpy.
MaryJoPehl: Paul's shorts are availabele to all who want them
KevinMurphy: The theme is "productivity for the future"
PaulChaplin: my shorts are spoken for
Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: what shirt are you wearing, kevin?
MikeNelson: The theme song to season 9 will sound exactly like the old theme song except it will be done
by Wilson Phillips.
PaulChaplin: the theme is survival
PaulChaplin: the same shirt as ever
KevinMurphy looking at his shirt
KevinMurphy: um, i'm nude.
MikeNelson looking at Kevin's shirt and wondering if there is a God.
MaryJoPehl: Again. As usual
Moderator: <Krytn2x4b> to <Moderator>: Will the set change any this season??
PaulChaplin: ye and no
MikeNelson despairing over Kevin's odor.
MaryJoPehl: No but my office will. just a litttle
KevinMurphy: it will be the set from the Match Game
KevinMurphy soul coughing
Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: So Mary Jo...have all these guys fallen for you?
MaryJoPehl: We are going to have celebrities in sort of a hollywood squares sceneario
MikeNelson: The set will feature a frieze from the television show "we Got it Maid"
KevinMurphy falling for MJ
PaulChaplin: we've fallen over her a lot
MikeNelson wondering if it wouldn't be best to just take Kevin out right now.
KevinMurphy: guys actually take the fall for MJ
PaulChaplin: mary jo is so far above people like kevin
KevinMurphy dry-clicking a revolver
MaryJoPehl: Not that I know of. Unless making me wash their cars is their way of saying how much they like
MikeNelson thinking that no one would notice if he killed Kevin right here in the office.
PaulChaplin: or care
Moderator: <Cheepnis> to <Moderator>: Is Bill Corbett OK?
KevinMurphy sweating like Christopher walken in the Deer Hunter
MikeNelson reaching for the .38 he always carries.
KevinMurphy: Bill's fine, he has things to do at home
PaulChaplin: he's fine. he's a great guy i love hin dearly
KevinMurphy screaming at Mike in Vietnamese
PaulChaplin: like mow the lawn and feed the cat
Moderator: <Borg1> to <Moderator>: How are your ratings? Do you have any SCI-FI yes-men hanging
on your every word?
MikeNelson: Bill Corbett got ahold of a bad Mentos. He's recovering nicely.
PaulChaplin: we have three viewers
MaryJoPehl: Up from one
KevinMurphy: Ratings, schmatings, it's star power that keeps us going! STARR POWER!!!!
PaulChaplin: yes i'm being bothered by eight strange men right now
MikeNelson: Rating are....well....good. No, good's not the right word. Bad? well...ratings are holding.
PaulChaplin: yes kevin?
KevinMurphy: eight strange men?
PaulChaplin: okay they're not so strange
KevinMurphy: is this new?
MikeNelson wondering why we are bound by the laws of God and i can't kill Kevin with impunity.
PaulChaplin: yes and i love it
Moderator: <GailPolly> to <Moderator>: Hi Guys I'm a busy single mom -- my favorite part of
the week is blowing off steam with laughter and MST3K. My question is: do you find yourselves being recognized
on the street more often since you joined the SciFi Channel?
PaulChaplin: god set the rules and we have to folow the,
KevinMurphy imagining the disemboweling of Mike with relish
MaryJoPehl: No, as a matter of fact LESS
KevinMurphy: I can't give it away on secoind avanue
MikeNelson: The only time i'm recognized is when I'm cashing a check and they match my license to my face.
PaulChaplin wishing the hate could lessen just a lkittle
MikeNelson getting more angry over Kevin's misspellings.
MaryJoPehl: I never leave my apartment so its hard to say.
KevinMurphy trying yo give it away on seventh avenue
Moderator: <invincor> to <Moderator>: Will you be dedicating an episode this season to the memory
of Lloyd "by this time my lungs were aching for air" Bridges?
MikeNelson getting even angier now.
KevinMurphy missspelling in perpose
PaulChaplin: try sixt avenune i gave it away there last night
KevinMurphy taunting mike with my nudity
MaryJoPehl: Did he die? Uh-oh. I didn't know. Why don't people advise me of these things
PaulChaplin: your nudity is not so noticeable ha!!
MikeNelson: The loss of Lloyd Bridges was great. He will be missed. Now we wait silently for the death of
KevinMurphy: I loved loyd, we was the best
MikeNelson missing Todd Bridges already.
PaulChaplin: adn Adam Sandler
KevinMurphy: oh. paul.
MikeNelson turning his hate on Paul Chaplin.
KevinMurphy: thank you mike
PaulChaplin: Adam Sandler is Bridges isn't he?
MikeNelson wondering what the hell Paul's last name really is.
KevinMurphy joining mike in the hate fest
PaulChaplin: it's an extremely armenian name
MikeNelson feeling the hate slip away, replaced by an undying love.
Moderator: <FlamingHat> to <Moderator>: How has Europe been taking season 8?
KevinMurphy: Paul Gusterimaniginaerianin
PaulChaplin: for me? thank you. i'll meet you later
MikeNelson losing his love and returning to hate.
MaryJoPehl: Not very well. They're mad.
PaulChaplin: i'll give it away this time
MikeNelson: With hairy legs and smelly armpits.
KevinMurphy: We are most fab in england
PaulChaplin: who? me?
KevinMurphy: and with bad teeth
MikeNelson: And thick lagers and bad food and rude service.
KevinMurphy: and spotted dick
PaulChaplin: i'm not sure they've noticed it yet
MikeNelson: And tiny, stinky cigarettes.
PaulChaplin: adn a lot of surrednering
Moderator: <Audrey> to <Moderator>: This is my first time in so I want to avoid a stupid question,
okay, impossible, Will there be any new characters? And How will the castle come into play
KevinMurphy wondering where his Soft Cell LP is
PaulChaplin: the castle will be where things happen
MaryJoPehl: Yes, I will be playing my evil twin.
KevinMurphy: Mike will take the role of Buddy Sorel
MikeNelson turning that question over to someone who can anwer it seriously.
PaulChaplin: has any one seen my shoes?
MaryJoPehl: We are going to introduce a sensitive Buddy Hackett-like character
KevinMurphy fillling Paiul's shoes with cat feces
MikeNelson secretly placing a micky into Kevin's coke.
PaulChaplin: is that how you spell Sorel?
MikeNelson waiting for Kevin to get woozy.
PaulChaplin: boy my shoes seem alot softer than before
KevinMurphy: wow am i woozy...
MikeNelson looking a little too hopeful and eager.
PaulChaplin: woozier you mean ha!
Moderator: <CaveDweller> to <Moderator>: Any chance we'll ever see another MST CD?
KevinMurphy: ...i can't...
KevinMurphy: ...too weak...
PaulChaplin: so just die
MaryJoPehl: Yes, minimum deposit 2000 - not FDCI
KevinMurphy: ...vision fading...
MikeNelson: Kevin will be doing a CD with Mandy Patinkin entitled Mandy and Kevin, the gayest album Ever!!!
KevinMurphy falling to floor
PaulChaplin: is many pantankin gat!??
MikeNelson scooping up Kevin's body.
KevinMurphy: YES< DAMMIT< HE'S GAT!
PaulChaplin: so gat!!
MaryJoPehl: IS GAT A CRIME? NO!
PaulChaplin: i've got to admmit i'm gat too
Moderator: <DarkFalcon> to <Moderator>: How did you guys feel contributing some work to the
new Sony Underground disc for Playstation?
PaulChaplin: well what else can we tell you about kevin?
KevinMurphy: ur not e
MaryJoPehl: I felt a little tired - hungry at times
PaulChaplin: we fely just a little bit richer
MikeNelson: it was a lot of fun. Mariah Carey is a GAS!!!
KevinMurphy still woozy
MikeNelson: She is sooooo ffuuuunnnm!
MikeNelson wrapping Kevin's body in plastic, dragging it to his trunk.
KevinMurphy being dead
PaulChaplin: his steamer trunk
MikeNelson trying to still Kevin's kicking.
PaulChaplin: like we'd notice
KevinMurphy seeing a bright light.
MikeNelson wondering when he'll just die, damn it!
KevinMurphy: is that you, jesus?
PaulChaplin noticing that kevin is still alive in the trunk and stabbing and stabbing
Moderator: <DanHarkless> to <Moderator>: Since Pearl isn't really hunting Mike and the 'Bots
"all across the universe" anymore (see "Time Chasers"), what will keep the story moving?
PaulChaplin: oh no! you're right!
MaryJoPehl: The arrival of twin babies
KevinMurphy: By beating up people named DanHarkless endlessly
MikeNelson: The story is out of control of the writers. We're turning it over to "All My Children"
and seeing if they can punch it up a little
PaulChaplin: joe don baker is a permanent addition to the cast
MikeNelson dodging question after question.
KevinMurphy dodging Mike
MikeNelson feeling the audience turning on him.
KevinMurphy and others running from room
Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>: Hey guys! Can you give us any details about the MST3K
figurines that are coming out? (such as release dates, which characters)
MikeNelson drinking more to stem the tide of his depression. Drinking not working.l
KevinMurphy: we will be selling low calorie fugurines through the local groceries
PaulChaplin: we'll be having an annual Christmas series where each model will cost 600 dollars
MaryJoPehl: I will be rendered in porcelain, 13" high, a collectible hummel figure
KevinMurphy: collectible high end models coming soon!
PaulChaplin: kevin will be the baby jesus
MikeNelson: They will be prohibitively expensive and not amount to much....wait. they're great! They're
KevinMurphy: Mike will be weraing costumes from "little women"
MaryJoPehl: As usual
PaulChaplin: kevin will be nude of course
MikeNelson using a rock hammer on Kevin's patella.
Moderator: <Polander> to <Moderator>: Mike,can you give us some MST home-game tips so we don't
look like stupid repulsive anteaters in front of our shiny,happy friends?
KevinMurphy: Yes, don't say stupid things.
PaulChaplin: just make one funny joke then repeat it forever that's what we all do
KevinMurphy: speak only when funny.
MikeNelson: Go with it. Don't worry about whether or not its funny. Just do a lot of scatalogical references
and wait for the press to roollll in.
KevinMurphy twisting Mike's seprum with a channel-lock pliers
PaulChaplin: say "hey that's shakespeare!"
MikeNelson: What the hell is a seprum???Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a jerk!!!
PaulChaplin: can someone empty my bowl?
MikeNelson: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seprum. Get him!!! Whooooooooooo.
KevinMurphy sitting on mike and dangling loogies
MikeNelson: Seprum. What a moron!!!
Moderator: <Cambot> to <Moderator>: When will we all see more of Bridget on the show?
KevinMurphy eating a butterfingers to get extra-thick spit
MaryJoPehl: No need to wait. She'll be making home visits to everyone
KevinMurphy: When Bridget loves Bernie, later this season.
MikeNelson wiping vast amount of gummy spit off his face.
PaulChaplin: his own spit
Moderator: <BartFargo> to <Moderator>: What do you guys think of that hot new show on your old
KevinMurphy adminisstering titty twisters
PaulChaplin: satan is the producer right?
KevinMurphy: Oh, you mean the obscene colorforms?
MaryJoPehl: Well, the kids with their big pants and skateboards seem to like it.
KevinMurphy: heh heh heh.
KevinMurphy: I like Isaac Hayes.
MikeNelson: Those young kids today with their filthy cartoons and their poop jokes. God bless 'em.
PaulChaplin: they're trying hard.
MikeNelson despairing over the popularity of South park.
KevinMurphy filling mike's ear canal with candle wax
PaulChaplin sending a resume to south park
Moderator: <nicklby> to <Moderator>: Tell us about the Oscar special. Which movie did you find
it easiest to MST?
MikeNelson screaming like like a shot deer.
KevinMurphy: Actually, it's a surprise, our pick for best movie.
MaryJoPehl: Mrs. Brown was pretty fun, so was Titanic
KevinMurphy saying goodbye to paul.
KevinMurphy: bye paul
MikeNelson: Titanic was actually very easy, especially with help of crack writer James Cameron, who told
us the movie was a joke in the first place.
PaulChaplin not saying amything in return
KevinMurphy: ...good BYE, Paul...
PaulChaplin: James Cameron was very good about the whole thing and took it all in athe spirit of good clean
MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell worth sour owl s**t.
PaulChaplin: i can too spell sour owl shoot
Moderator: <Invisigoth> to <Moderator>: Can you tell me anything about the MST comic books--
sorry, "graphic novels"-- that are supposed to be coming out?
KevinMurphy: is owl s**t generally sour?
PaulChaplin: again - show me the money!
KevinMurphy: i'll show you the door, paul
PaulChaplin: surprisingly it's rather sweet
KevinMurphy showing Paul the door
MikeNelson: They'll be done in Fiji for 50 cents a day. We'll get rich.
PaulChaplin: why yes that's a very nice door
PaulChaplin: 50 cents - that's highway robbery!
KevinMurphy hitting Paul's head against the heavy door
MikeNelson: Kevin will now answer your question seriously. Kevin?
KevinMurphy: again and again and again
MaryJoPehl: Thank you Kevin. Why don't we just fire him?
PaulChaplin: stop! please! i'll do anything! please!
MikeNelson wondering why Kevin can't just give us a straight answer.
Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: has anyone ever ASKED you to heckle their movie?
KevinMurphy: Re comix: stay tuned, you'll hear when it's official
PaulChaplin considering those photos of Mary Jo and me wrestliong
PaulChaplin: yes, James Cameron
MaryJoPehl: The movie we're doing now, Hobgoblins, was proffered by its director. now we're sorrry
KevinMurphy: We are doing a movie by Rick Sloan called "Hobgoblins", he sent it to us.
KevinMurphy: do i hear an echo?
PaulChaplin: we wish he had not done that
MikeNelson wondering why everyone answered it with the old Rick Sloan story.
MaryJoPehl: We'd like to apologize in advance
KevinMurphy bitch slapping mike once again
MikeNelson moistening with a very expensive french lotion.
Moderator: <BanjoPete> to <Moderator>: Of all the new characters you guys have played over the
last season, which is your favorite and why?
KevinMurphy: Mine is Banjo Pete, bopy can he sing one!
PaulChaplin: banjo pete? what the hell is thatt all about?
MikeNelson: My favorite was scary guy by the name of Banjo Pete.
KevinMurphy: Nanite Nate!
PaulChaplin: i prefer dulicmer louie
MaryJoPehl: Amazon Mom with Bridget
KevinMurphy: Cittern LLoyd
MikeNelson: Actually, I liked doing to role of James Lipton, coming soon.
PaulChaplin: Autoharp Jacques
KevinMurphy: Krum horn Edouard
PaulChaplin: Alpenhorn Tom
MikeNelson trying to think of obscure instruments.
KevinMurphy: Viola da Gamba Louie
KevinMurphy: Humanitone Orville?
PaulChaplin: authentic 16th century viola da ghamba ed
MikeNelson: Vox Humana Ralph?
Moderator: <ProfssrBobo> to <Moderator>: Any upcoming special guest stars this season?
PaulChaplin: Sharon Stone
KevinMurphy: We have some plans, you'll hear it here first!
MikeNelson: Boyd Gaines will be making his come back on our show!!
MaryJoPehl: Lloyd Bridges was scheduled but no I guess that's not going to come through
PaulChaplin: Oh Mary jo
MikeNelson: Man, Mary Jo. that's cold.
PaulChaplin: Sam Snead
MikeNelson: Who are you?
MikeNelson: Holy smokes!
MaryJoPehl: After all the filth on this chat from YOU GUYS and you come down on me?
KevinMurphy: Um, Ukelele, Baily? heh heh
PaulChaplin: death = funny to M jo
MikeNelson: Don't sit next to me any more.
KevinMurphy: me coming down on MJ
MikeNelson: Holy cow. The ice Princess
PaulChaplin: tbis is too much
MikeNelson: No Soully Jo Pehl.
Moderator: <GypsyRose> to <Moderator>: Why isn't Patrick on-line and how is his singing voice
MikeNelson: Hates Lifey Jo Pehl.
KevinMurphy: Patrick had to go back and actually work.
MaryJoPehl: Patrick had to get back to work on the next show
PaulChaplin: hey got any Diana jokes for us Mary Jo?
MikeNelson: Patrick is back in Minneapolis doing real work.
KevinMurphy: he'll be on a chat in the future
KevinMurphy stopping MJ from her next Mother Teresa Joke
MikeNelson marvelling over the strength of Mary Jo's uppercut.
MaryJoPehl: I'm going home. Bye.
MikeNelson bleeding on Mary Jo's arm in revenge.
KevinMurphy: You have the car!
Moderator: <JaneLane> to <Moderator>: did anyone of you try out for The Full Monty?
PaulChaplin: Patrick is the coolest guy in the unvierse by the way
KevinMurphy: Um, I'm nude, does that count?
PaulChaplin: mike qualified for the 40% monty
MaryJoPehl: Kevin keeps auditioning at work. its very upsetting - we keep saying no
MikeNelson: I tried out for the Full Monty 2:Triple Whip Out!
PaulChaplin: I was up for the double monty heh heh
MikeNelson checking to see if Paul's implication is accurate.
MikeNelson confirming Paul's implication.
Moderator: <Dark-Schneider> to <Moderator>: Hey there puppet people! Rumors are running rampant
that Season 9 will see some cameos by old faces... can you confirm or deny?
KevinMurphy: ypu mean "pinky dink" Chaplin?
PaulChaplin: it's soooooo accurate
MikeNelson: I can categorically evade that question.
KevinMurphy: We have some plans for cameos, but nothing definite.
PaulChaplin: we ned to confer with our attorney first
MikeNelson asking Paul in private how he knows.
KevinMurphy: Ned, confer with our attorney.
PaulChaplin: how i know what? about Mike?
Moderator: <ChadDAngelo> to <Moderator>: Are you guys all best friends, or just friendly at
work only type of people?
MikeNelson: My short comings.
KevinMurphy: I like everyone but Mike. No paul
PaulChaplin: i've talked to several well-placed sources
KevinMurphy: No, MJ.
MaryJoPehl: I used to like these guys until the Lloyd Bridges incident
MikeNelson: I have no comment on the people I work with. ( I don't like P., M.J., or K. however)
KevinMurphy seeking forgiveness from MJ
KevinMurphy singing Madonna songs to cheer her up.
PaulChaplin: Wait a minute - Lloyd bridges is dead!!! I get it!
KevinMurphy watching Paul roast in hell
MaryJoPehl: Yeah, real funny, Paul. Hahah.
PaulChaplin: Ah this hate feels good
MikeNelson marvelling over the callousness of Paul and the rest. Wondering how funny it would be if they died.
MaryJoPehl: Actually, fairly funny, I think
PaulChaplin: i think it would be a kind of a "hm" funny
Moderator: <Qua N Blk> to <Moderator>: Will you be talking to cambot this season?
We've noticed he's kinda went into the background. Bot's need love too..and we love cambot..he brings us the show
KevinMurphy watching Mike be pious
KevinMurphy: Cambot is going bald, and very self-conscious
MikeNelson: It's because he "went" in the background that we don't have him on.
PaulChaplin: You're fixated on an invisible fictitious robot, byt the way. Which is okay...
KevinMurphy: so am I
Moderator: <servorocks> to <Moderator>: Have you had a bad experience with Unions since you
make jokes about work orders and stuff?
PaulChaplin: Cambot is gat
KevinMurphy: Just the Ladie's Garment Workers Union
MaryJoPehl: Yes, they are constantly on strike outside our office building which is weird since we're non-union
MikeNelson: I was left under the fifty hard line of a football stadium by a union once.,
MikeNelson: I'm still steamed about it.
KevinMurphy feilding calls from James Hoffa
PaulChaplin: I work for the untion, and it's so good to me (that's an obsure reference)
MikeNelson being "taken out" by a promenant union.
KevinMurphy: Woody, right?
PaulChaplin: The Band
Moderator: <StarshipTrooper> to <Moderator>: What are your thoughts pertaining the discovery
of the Killer Asteroid scheduled to impact in 30 years?
PaulChaplin: I'll be desad
KevinMurphy: ?kissing ass goodbye
PaulChaplin: dead that is
MikeNelson: I'm looking forward to meeting it.
MaryJoPehl: I can't wait. I'm hoping it lands on my apartment.
PaulChaplin: I guess we have not thoughts
KevinMurphy: We're dead.
KevinMurphy: Poor Paul
PaulChaplin: I CAN'T TYPE!!!!!!!
MikeNelson wondering if Paul needs new fingers.
Moderator: <Zen`> to <Moderator>: Do you guys have plans for more Japan bashing in the future,
or was that just a one time thing?
KevinMurphy finding Paul a good therapist
PaulChaplin: We should leave Japan alone. They're falling apart as it is.
MaryJoPehl: No, we're really going to focus on Lloyd Bridges this season
Moderator: to ask a question, send it as a private message to the Moderator...
MikeNelson: It depends on whether Japan can get its crap together or not. Just kidding Japan!! Kidding.
KevinMurphy: The only thing that irks me about Japan is bad jokes.
MikeNelson liking Japan a lot.
PaulChaplin: I'm wearing tiny shorts right now
KevinMurphy: and the tiny shorts! how can you defend that?\
Moderator: <Crowbie> to <Moderator>: So, What do you guys do in your free time?
KevinMurphy: YOu couldn't be referring to when Servo screamed, "eat ir Japan", could you?
MikeNelson: I collect all the ursine based Beanie Babies.
KevinMurphy: I hit Mike
MaryJoPehl: Movies, going out, stuff and stuff.
PaulChaplin: I wash myself a lot
KevinMurphy: It doesn't work
PaulChaplin: I was other people too
PaulChaplin: wash i mean
KevinMurphy: Hi Track Zero!
Moderator: <AramFingal> to <Moderator>: will Bobo and Observer still be on the show this season?
PaulChaplin: I hang around outside Mary Jo's apartment
KevinMurphy: YES! and they're to be married
MaryJoPehl: He keeps wanting to wrestle
PaulChaplin: She keeps wanting not to
Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>: Since next year is the tenth anniversary of the show,
are there any plans for a convention?
PaulChaplin: There's a great Shriners Convention ins St Louis
KevinMurphy: It's would be fun, so we'll see
MaryJoPehl: Yes, its going to be at my apartment. So only 6-8 people can attend. And you'll have to bring
a sleeping bag.
KevinMurphy: they're very hard to put on, so we may try another way to do it
MikeNelson: Do NOT go into Mary Jo's apartment. Trust me.
MaryJoPehl: Sleeping bags?
KevinMurphy: believe me, we want to celebrate our tenth Aniversary with all our fans!
MikeNelson hitting the Booze again!
MaryJoPehl: But Paul's not invited
KevinMurphy: ...you guys want to stop visiting with each other?
PaulChaplin coming anyway
Moderator: <einstein> to <Moderator>: "Mike, will you continue your column in Home Theater
MikeNelson: Yes. As long as my loyal 3 fans continue to read it.
KevinMurphy: Sorry, I stopped
MikeNelson: Readership is up to 8 now.
Moderator: <PMAvers162> to <Moderator>: Any more thought into doing a LIVE MST3K in a real theater?
PaulChaplin: Oh back down to six
MikeNelson having a thought of doing a live MST in a theater.
KevinMurphy: I'd love to do another live show, they're the most fun in the world
PaulChaplin: so the answer is yes
PaulChaplin: we think about alot of stuff
MikeNelson: Paul's place?
MikeNelson: Alot is too words, Paul.
MaryJoPehl: Paul's going to open with 45 minutes of his stand-up act.
PaulChaplin: I live on the street
KevinMurphy fleeing from Paul
Moderator: <Marv> to <Moderator>: Which one of you has the weirdest sense of humor?
MikeNelson telling Kevin to wait up.
PaulChaplin: Lloyd Bridges
KevinMurphy: dod bammit edge!
Moderator: <Joey> to <Moderator>: Any appearances at conventions or ribbon cuttings?
KevinMurphy: I'm doing the Camper show at the dome
PaulChaplin: I'm a regular opening for Pat Buchanan
MaryJoPehl: I got a key to the city of Circle Pines, does that count?
MikeNelson: I'll be doing the Industrial Fluid-A-Thon is East Moline.
MikeNelson: "in" East Moline. Sorry.
PaulChaplin: Mike likes fluids believe me
KevinMurphy: I'll be doing fats-a-poppin at the rendering plant
MikeNelson: Paul likes Bulls**t, believe me.
KevinMurphy: wanna take this outside, you two?
PaulChaplin: no i love him
MikeNelson inviting Paul to back up the truck of whoop ass.
Moderator: We only have time for a few more questions. Please send your final questions to the Moderator...
PaulChaplin inviting mike to stand in fornt of a tiger woods drive of kcik his butt
KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, paul...
MikeNelson dancing about the ropey Chaplin, boxing his malformed ears. Ripping him a new one.
KevinMurphy: Ooh, he can't take it there!
PaulChaplin: a new what, Mike? a new what?
KevinMurphy: OOh, right in the store!
PaulChaplin: my old one is fine
KevinMurphy: wow, look at the blood!
MikeNelson: No....no, it's not.
PaulChaplin: it was yesterday
Moderator: <Pandora2> to <Moderator>: What advice would you guys give to an aspiring writer
wanting to break into showbiz?
KevinMurphy: STOP IT!
PaulChaplin: pay no attention to how mike does it
KevinMurphy: Sell your body, but stick to your vision
KevinMurphy: be tenacious
MikeNelson: Get a job on a really lame puppet show. Get the press behind you, then milk. MILK. MIIIILLLLLKKKKK!!!
KevinMurphy: be courageous
KevinMurphy: be good
PaulChaplin: go to South Park
MaryJoPehl: Apply for Paul's job.
MikeNelson: Really, apply for Paul's job. No joke.
PaulChaplin: Ha. Ha.
Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: do you guys "Ever Wonder?" if so, what about?
KevinMurphy: Is Paul still here?
MikeNelson: Ever wonder....why paul isn't out of the building yet?
KevinMurphy: I wonder about Paul.
MaryJoPehl: I have wonder-bra'd.
KevinMurphy: I stevie Wonder.
KevinMurphy: he heh heh heh.
PaulChaplin: I'm pretty sensitive i may start crying and throwing up and killing
KevinMurphy: heh heh heh...
MikeNelson: I wo wo wo wonder. Why, she ran away from me.
Moderator: <Fee> to <Moderator>: What our your all Goals for SeaSon 9?
KevinMurphy: Well, Fee, our goal is to spell better, starting with Paul.
MikeNelson: SeaSon 9 will be the season we misspell the word Season.
PaulChaplin: i need to finish paying for my Montana ranch
MaryJoPehl: to live through Hobgoblins without killing anyone or crying in the bathroom.
MikeNelson: Kidding. We really need to get it together and get the Movie Twister.
KevinMurphy: A better grade of Bad movie is coming your way!
Moderator: Final question....
MikeNelson wondering why we couldn't pull it together and get the folks a good chat.
Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: Any final words of wisdom??
PaulChaplin: when have we ever done anything right?
MikeNelson wondering why he goes for the cheap joke.
MaryJoPehl: Don't ever make a Lloyd Bridges joke.
KevinMurphy: Don't use canned consomme
PaulChaplin: don't go to the bathromm in Turkey
MikeNelson: Just This: Please, please don't go to the Wedding Singer. Please. If you love joy and life and
goodness at all.
MaryJoPehl: Or in a turkey.
KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, Paul...
PaulChaplin: no that's fine actually
KevinMurphy: If you meet Adam Sandler, run.
PaulChaplin: some turkeys actually well never mind
MikeNelson putting an end to the "Paul" problem once and for all.
PaulChaplin: in fact just run now in case Adam Sandler is nearby
MikeNelson enjoying a new leaner brand of bacon.
KevinMurphy: good BYE, Paul.
PaulChaplin: I'm still here happer
KevinMurphy beating the Wiz
MikeNelson marvelling over how bad reduced calorie syrup is.
Moderator: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us! We will now make the room unmoderated.
*** Mode change "-m" on #auditorium by Moderator
PaulChaplin trying that new hula popper
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