ACEG: SEASON SEVEN
DADDY-O'S DRIVE-IN DIRT
JUST THE FAQS
SCI FI ARCHIVES
Finale Chat with Kevin Murphy
<Host> OK, let's try this again...
*** Host sets mode: +m
<Host> Hopefully this will work now...
*** KevinMurphy has joined #auditorium
<Host> Kevin, can you hear us?
<KevinMurphy> hoo boy.
<Host> Yeah, I know the feeling...
<Host> Touch room...
<KevinMurphy> it hurst.
<Host> <zabuni> to <Host>: Can we start asking questions?
<KevinMurphy> God only knows.
<Host> <Pteryx> to <Host>: It was said that the people at Best Brains didn't read fan MSTs because of potential legal problems if ideas were stolen. Now that MST3K is cancelled, will some of you read a few in your spare time now and then privately?
<Host> <chrismichael> to <Host>: Kevin, What will you do now since
<KevinMurphy> thank you, we tried, Chibi.
<Host> <Nanite> to <Host>: Hey what did you and the guys think of the
<KevinMurphy> I loved it. A classic in its own lame style.
<Host> <Fox> to <Host>: (From MFlavin, who's locked out of the server) So, how is the job hunt coming? Or are you all staying at BBI for the moment?
<KevinMurphy> we are tryint to get our calls returned. wish us luck.
<Host> <WikdSushi> to <Host>: What is the future of Best Brains as a company? Are there any plans to syndicate MST3K? Thanks so much for making us laugh for a decade, and terribly sorry about killing the server. Guess the show *does* have a fanbase, eh? ;)
<Host> <Cendant> to <Host>: Is there anything the fans can do to bring back the show?
<KevinMurphy> we will try to get MST elected for the highest office in the land.
<Host> <zabuni> to <Host>: Why did you pick dibolique for the last movie?
<KevinMurphy> Jesse Ventura's post.
<Host> <WonderBread> to <Host>: I'm sure we're all wondering...any of you have any food allergies we should know about, before we send you those going away fruit baskets?
<KevinMurphy> that means "go Ahead", I guess.
<Host> <Misroi> to <Host>: How can we be updated on Best Brains news
and such for future projects?
<KevinMurphy> watch www.mas3kinfo.com that is the best we can do.
<Host> <ab> to <Host>: will there be a MST4K?
<KevinMurphy> that's www.mst3kinfo.com. sorry.
* Host apologizes for not moderating well...
<Host> <Pajama> to <Host>: Coogan's Bluff is my favortie Clint Eastwood movie, what is yours??
<KevinMurphy> Eat me. host.
<Host> I think we skipped this one..
<KevinMurphy> I did. so did Crow, but he's a wuss.
<Host> <chrismichael> to <Host>: Kevin, If another show does get produced, such as a newer version of MST3K, what would be unique about it, ala ST: The Next Generation?
<KevinMurphy> Ann Jillian cried too.
<Host> <Revive> to <Host>: Was it difficult to write/perform the episodes after learning you had been cancelled/ What was it like filming the episodes you KNEW were the last for certain cast members? (Like "Mitchell" for joel)
<KevinMurphy> We have been cancelled many times. It's like flunking fifth grade. You just go on..,
<Host> <Revive> to <Host>: How would the cast of MST feel about being immortalized by a ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor?
<KevinMurphy> I'd love to see a "Seurveaux" flavor.
<Host> <pantera> to <Host>: if you had to choose an episode as a personal foavorite which would it be
<KevinMurphy> ga ga ga.
<Host> <dmaul1> to <Host>: do any of you have a say in what episodes
<KevinMurphy> I can't they all rollover me like the surf in Hawaii.
<Host> <Chibi Track> to <Host>: Is there any animocity felt towards Sci
fi at this point?
<KevinMurphy> I have put out a contract to pie Steven Chow. any takers?
<Host> <MrHappy> to <Host>: Kevin, what did you think about the "Final episode of MST" commercials Sci fi played over and over and over again?
<KevinMurphy> Gabba gabba hey.
<Host> <LiquidVelcro> to <Host>: Do you have any idea what's going to happen to Caption This?
<KevinMurphy> It will be captioned.
<Host> It will remain!
<KevinMurphy> YAY! i think.
<Host> <syrguy19> to <Host>: i wanna ask kevin, if he plans on recording an album because he has a great vioce!
<KevinMurphy> Thank you. I will do an album of favorite barbershop grunge songs.
<Host> <KimCatral> to <Host>: Kevin, how are we supposed to live without MST, now that we've been loving it so long?
<KevinMurphy> I will displace my affection to Brittany Spears.
<Host> <cjbolland> to <Host>: Will everybody continue to stay here in the twin cities? Or are more people shoving off to LA?
<Host> <Pajama> to <Host>: Are you related to Eddie Murphy?
<KevinMurphy> I am shoving off to Debuque. I hear the film scene there is thriving.
<Host> <Terra> to <Host>: All I have to say is that I love you guys at MST3K - all of you. I'll never forget the way you made me laugh. Thank you. ^_^
<KevinMurphy> I am related to eddie Murphy all right. we are bioth black.
<Host> (that goes for everyone here... and many more who are having trouble connecting...)
<KevinMurphy> exceot for me.
<Host> <S-Alpha> to <Host>: What's going to happen to the 'bots? Who's holding onto them?
<KevinMurphy> The bots are cryogenically frozenb and waiuting for nostalgia to kick in.
<Host> For those of you joining late, we apologize for the problems we've been having...
<KevinMurphy> Come on, Host,
<Host> <UnkyHerb> to <Host>: i have heard rumors about mst3k on pbs or some other stations, care to clarify them?...i just cant stand seeing the show end, i love it....sorry if this is an annoying question
<KevinMurphy> Be bold. don't apol;ogize.
<Host> Hey! I'm under a lot of pressure here...
<KevinMurphy> PBS is too crude for us.
<Host> <Fox> to <Host>: (From MFlavin, who's STILL locked out of the server) Is there any chance that the shorts originally produced for the CD-ROM will see the light of day soon?
<KevinMurphy> all thay poop humor...
<Host> <astrocat> to <Host>: please, Kevin, speak to me! That will make my life! (sniff sniff - I will miss you all)
<KevinMurphy> Hi Astocat. I love you...
<Host> <Elroy-L> to <Host>: any unshown eps that may be shown?
<KevinMurphy> Show 103 will show in september. not our fault...
<Host> <lefty> to <Host>: I was watching the end the first time the last episode was shown, suddenly I caught on it was the last episode. The house was then filled with a loud "noooooooooo".
<KevinMurphy> Tell 'em about the mix-up, host.
<Host> Which mix-up? There were so many...
<KevinMurphy> that is like Mac OS 8.
<Host> <Dan> to <Host>: Kevin: any chance the crew will be back for The Blair Witch Project II--starring Lisa Whelchel??
<KevinMurphy> I want it to star Paul Reubens as a lady in peril...
<Host> <Watcher2> to <Host>: Do we direct questions through you, since the Moderator is gone? If so, have any questions been asked about the most up-to-date info on the continuation of episodes, specials, or another movie?
<KevinMurphy> in a feild of wheat.
<Host> Direct questions to me, Host. No guarantees tho... there's a lot of you.
<KevinMurphy> I'll say.
<Host> <JFelix> to <Host>: what was your opinion on "blair witch project"? people either loved it or loathed it.
<KevinMurphy> Blair Witch was the best movie made this month.
<Host> <threedays> to <Host>: will the mst3k fan club continue now that the show is over?
<KevinMurphy> goo goo ga ga
<Host> <Merlynn> to <Host>: Do you think you throughly explored Bobo
<KevinMurphy> yes the MST 3k FAN CLUB will continue, because we are so damn greedy.
<Host> <pepsi> to <Host>: will this whole interview be downloadable somewhere
to people who got disconnected?
<Host> <RobertH> to <Host>: Please say my cat's name.
<KevinMurphy> Download it at www.msnbc.com.bob./net/org.html.eatme.
<Host> <napalm> to <Host>: Could kevin please channel the spirits of
Mike and Perl and Bill for a while?
<Host> <Penmaster> to <Host>: All my favourite shows are being cancelled this year: you guys, NewsRadio. What do you like to watch on TV?
<Host> <David> to <Host>: Kevin, Did you all enjoy the flowers? I will miss you terribly.
<Host> <Pajama> to <Host>: There are rumors that you have a boistrous beard, I've tried to grow one but it was ineffective and patchy, could you give me some beard tips (or Q-tips haha)?
<KevinMurphy> One word: Rogaine, my friend.
<Host> <shadow> to <Host>: can we start winnowing the intelligence from
the idiocy with the questions please? His favorite TV show??? C'mon....
<KevinMurphy> To shadow: grow a beard and get off the line, fucker.
<Host> <Remo> to <Host>: Any chances of aonther convention or live
<KevinMurphy> zing, huh?
<Host> <MSTManos> to <Host>: Is it true you personally bad-mouthed the (unfairly) popular Comedy Central series, "South Park"?
<KevinMurphy> No I like the opbscene colorforms.
<Host> <chrismichael> to <Host>: How will you be spending the rest of your summer Kevin?
<KevinMurphy> I will fish, and I will find my soul.
<Host> <Merlynn> to <Host>: I don't have a question,I just wanted to
give you a quick break.
<KevinMurphy> Thak yu Merlynn. you were always a wizard at this stuff.
<Host> <MrBNtrl> to <Host>: I absolutely loved the ending of the final
episode, were those riffs on The Crawling Eye from that episode or were they new? I could watch 101 again, but
I want the answer now :)
<Host> <Acaris> to <Host>: What is Beez doing nowadays???
<KevinMurphy> Beezis working, unlike me.
<Host> <crawling> to <Host>: are there any more books about the show in the works?
<KevinMurphy> come on, people, gimme some death!
<Host> <Elroy-L> to <Host>: kevin, couldn't some of the cast have been killed off?
<KevinMurphy> Insert "d"
<Host> <Wakoman> to <Host>: What happened to Magic Voice?
<KevinMurphy> Magic voice got a Job on the New Hollywood Squares.
<Host> <ChuckyV> to <Host>: wouldnt the events at the end of terminator 2: judgement day cancel the events in the first film?
<Host> <bots2> to <Host>: Do you think that you can ever watch a movie without quipping at it?
<KevinMurphy> YES I CAN. and you should too.
<Host> <chrismichael> to <Host>: How will you celebrate the coming of the new millennium Kevin?
<KevinMurphy> When i pay money for a film i shut my mouth.
<Host> <Rain> to <Host>: No question, Kevin. Just thanks.
<KevinMurphy> I love you, Rain.
<Host> <RobertH> to <Host>: Should we stop watching the Scifi Channel now?
<KevinMurphy> YES STOP WATCHING!! NOW!!!
<Host> I'll take this one... no.
<KevinMurphy> at midnight.
<KevinMurphy> sorry, host.
<Host> <teenMSTie> to <Host>: Hey Kevin. Do you consider it a beautiful, natural thing for a man to spend a lot of time working on his puppet?
<KevinMurphy> I never bring the puppet home. bottom line.
<Host> <PinkyandtheBrainGuy> to <Host>: Great final episode Kevin! MUCH
better than Cheers or Seinfeld (not that that's saying much).
<KevinMurphy> Thank you, Pinky. we consider it the best episode since gramma stroke came back to
<Host> <greenbean> to <Host>: Kevin, do you think that sentient gumball
machines will undermine civilization and cause it's collapse?
<Host> <pokey> to <Host>: will there be reruns?
<KevinMurphy> yes, as host says.
<Host> <Jackie> to <Host>: First of all, you guys are awesome. How did you get started in comedy?
<Host> <fwapow> to <Host>: Please, for the benefit of all in this chat room ... sing us a song. Any song will do.
<KevinMurphy> I got beat up by Jimmy Freilich when I was 6 and my dad filmed it. that's how I got
<Host> <pokey> to <Host>: remember when servo fell off the counter???
<Host> <NummyMuffinCocolButter> to <Host>: how come when your in the theater, toms head isnt transparent?
<KevinMurphy> Because it's TELEVISION< YU TWIT!!!I
<Host> <thayer> to <Host>: kevin, do you find it annoying that only the
really stupid and/or annoying questions are being let through?
<KevinMurphy> Yes, thayer, including yours. now quit being such an elitist and go back to reading Alexander Cockburn.
<Host> <Stevenado> to <Host>: Man this really sucks. Say something to make us feel better.
<KevinMurphy> Stevendabo: I think you are the hottest thing since Milli Vanilli.
<Host> BTW, I am told that Bill Corbett is actually chatting at irc.scifi.com, port 6666, if you
know how to point your IRC clients there...
<KevinMurphy> I think George Kennedy is so hot, with great thighs and a tight ass.
<Host> <Nicholas19> to <Host>: Are you guys Hiring? Where can i send my Resume?
<KevinMurphy> Thin you can take me?
<Host> <Orange-Bomb> to <Host>: Would you guys consider doing a straight
to video deal?
<Host> Over here!
<Host> <Timmyling> to <Host>: Kevin, who came up with the ending to 1013? Do you think that it fit the show?
<Host> I'm lagging...
<KevinMurphy> It fit the show like a condom.
<Host> <my-crow-soft> to <Host>: Kevin, do you think Busta is dope ?
<Host> (I just liked that guy's name...)
<KevinMurphy> I have no idea what you are talking about.
<Host> <NummyMuffinCocolButter> to <Host>: hey Kevin, please tell me-
Is there any hope for MST3K? and if there is; will we be seeing you again?
<Host> <AidanK> to <Host>: So, Kevin, when you get a job, will you hide behind your desk and make jokes about your co-workers?
<KevinMurphy> we want to do some conventions this year and next.
<Host> <ManosandTorgo4ever> to <Host>: Who should we blame for this outrage of cancellation? The Government, the Illuminati, PBS...whose fault is it?
<KevinMurphy> Always, AidanK.
<Host> <Kashmira> to <Host>: well, i guess none of my questions r gonna
be answered, i love the show though! Great job to the cast! I love u guys!!
<KevinMurphy> Dear Kashmira. you did get trough...
<Host> <KEN> to <Host>: Is Kevin Murphy supposed to show up after Don Rickles leaves?
<KevinMurphy> Host, send 'em a Sliders Doll.
<Host> <Q> to <Host>: kevin, your last show was #1013. 1013 is the production company that makes the x-files. mst makes fun of shows like the x-files. COINCIDENCE???
<KevinMurphy> Go ahead on.
<Host> <Cornjob> to <Host>: hey gang mike and bill are on the other server
<KevinMurphy> Go ahead on.
<Host> Cornjob tells the truth. They're at irc.scifi.com, port 6666.
<KevinMurphy> lock the doors we're goin' all night.
<Host> <Dan> to <Host>: Kevin, You constantly send messages containing the letters "ga" G.A. are the initials for Gillian Anderson of the X-Files...another coincidence?!?! Explain this.
<KevinMurphy> get their asses over here where the funis.
<Host> I'll be here as long as you all are...
<KevinMurphy> I do not know who he is.
<Host> <fox-064> to <Host>: I don't care, I wanna chat with Kevin Murphy,
let me get something through for crying out loud
<Host> <J> to <Host>: kevin - are you comfortable with servo wearing a skirt (is he a sissybot?)
<KevinMurphy> Bobo would be played by Ewan Mc Gregor.
<Host> <hoss> to <Host>: Kevin, are there plans on releasing any episodes on DVD?
<KevinMurphy> Dear Host: I am headed to Port 6666. Thak you all for being here. Thaks for watching.
<Host> Wow. You too?
<KevinMurphy> Hoss: LAST QUESTION: I hope there will be more DVD's the MST movie is on DVD and
it looks great.
<Host> Thank you Kevin!!!
Reprinted with permission of The Sci-Fi Channel.