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Negative Review of RiffTrax’s “Little Shop of Horrors” DVD

Paul Mavis at DVD Talk, who professes to LIKE “Little Shop of Horrors,” isn’t pleased with the RiffTrax DVD. That’s why there’s chocolate and vanilla I suppose.

My thoughts: It’s always touch-and-go when you riff something that claims to be a comedy, whether it’s a successful comedy or not–and I don’t think LSOH is funny at ALL. But I can see how, if you actually think parts of this movie are “hilarious,” as Mavis does, you could come to the conclusion the he comes to.

MST3K:TM Screening in Chesapeake, Virginia

The Fantasci sci-fi convention will be showing “Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie” at 8:00 p.m. on June 6 at the Chesapeake Central Library, 298 Cedar Road, in Chesapeake, VA. The convention and movie showing are free and open to the public. Look for more details to be posted on the library’s Web site, as well as on librarian Jim Blanton’s blog.

Updated: News About the Next Leg of the Cinematic Titanic Tour

New in this update: Ticketmaster link for Philadelphia show presale.
Cinematic Titanic has announced the next leg of the current Cinematic Titanic tour.
• The first stop is Atlanta, at the Alliance Theater of the Woodruff Arts Center, 1280 Peachtree Street NE. The shows are Friday and Saturday, May 15-16. You can order tickets NOW by clicking here. Friday’s movie is “East Meets Watts” and Saturday’s movie is “Danger on Tiki Island.”
• Those will also be the movies at the tour’s next stop in Phoenix in the Piper Theater at the Mesa Arts Center, One East Main St. in Mesa. The shows will be Friday and Saturday, May 22 and 23. You can order tickets NOW by clicking here.
• The next stop is Portland, OR. The shows will be Friday and Saturday, May 29-30 at The Newmark Theater, inside Antoinette Hatfield Hall at the Portland Center for the Performing Arts, 1111 SW Broadway. You can order tickets NOW by clicking here .
• The next stop is Dallas, Friday and Saturday, June 5-6, at The Lakewood Theatre, 1825 Abrams Parkway. You can order tickets NOW by clicking here for Friday night and here for Saturday night.
• The last stop on this leg is Philadelphia (yay!), Friday and Saturday, June 12-13 at the The Trocodero, 1003 Arch Street. You can preorder begins now by clicking here for Friday night (the movie is “The Alien Factor”) and here for Saturday night (the movie is “Danger on Tiki Island) (order code “mst3k”), public sale begins Monday, May 18.

Here’s the art they’ll be using in the first two cities:

Also, a clarification: “Please note that the movie formerly known as ‘The Dynamite Bros.’ will from here on out be referred to as ‘East Meets Watts’ due to agreements with the film’s distributor. In the same spirit, those of you who have heard us refer to ‘Brides of Blood Island’, what we meant to say was ‘Danger on Tiki Island’.”

Cinematic Titanic Pre-Show Appearance Thursday in Atlanta

As this weekend’s Cinematic Titanic shows in Atlanta approach, we’ve just heard about a signing/Q&A at Thursday, May 14 Friday May 15, at 7 1 p.m. at Criminal Records, 1154-A Euclid Ave NE.
(There has been confusion about the date and time of the event, but it’s now been confirmed to be Friday, not Thursday, at 1, not 7, p.m.)
If anybody goes, please give us a report.

Mary Jo To Appear in Independent Film

Mary Jo has agreed to do a small role in an independent movie called “Cherry Bomb,” set to begin filming in a few months. The movie’s writer, Garrett Hargrove, says the movie tells the tale of an exotic dancer (stage name Cherry Bomb) who seeks revenge on the men who assaulted her and got away with it.
Mary Jo will play a nurse who helps Cherry recuperate after the attack, and comes to sympathize with her patient’s desire for revenge.

Garrett would also like us to mention that the filmmakers are looking for investors/donations (aren’t we all?). You can request a business plan at contact@cherrybombfilm.com.